What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?